Here He Goes Again: Na-jihadi Ba.la.ha.ha.
Well, well….looks like ODM’s self-grown insurgent has just issued another Fatwah. He is now threatening a new round of violence if his “peeps” don’t get the hook up on the crook up. From the Nation:
“We are giving a warning that if this issue is not addressed properly, we risk the eruption of a new round of violence. The ball is on the lap of President Kibaki … should decisively name a Cabinet without consulting his ministers”…
Be warned: this is not a cigarette lighter.
We have to come up with a name for this Bawawa guy. We’ve got William Ruto as “Will-Kill Router” (because he “kills” and “routes” people from their homes), we’ve got Maina Kiai posing as “Mama Kayai” and now we’ve got to find a suitable name for this Yemeni coffee exporter. Leave your suggestions in the comment section. Thank You.
Are you people in Muranga scared yet? He said he was going to banish you to the “island” of Lesotho (I know, I know…Lesotho is a land-locked country and “islands” are supposed to be surrounded by water, but Najibullah Bawawa… I mean, look at that finger. Is that his pinky?
Truthfully what this mjamaa keeps saying has got me baffled kabisa, mara ya kwanza akasema Lesotho and now he is talking about a fresh round of violence breaking out!! and I say to him PREACH! Balala PREACH! a true leader reflects the aspirations of the people he represents
sooner or later it will be an ultimatum lesotho or violence take your pick!!
He should simply be ‘Balaa’. I urge him to rock on with the ‘fresh round of violence’ (as if there’s currently no violence? with pamphlets being distributed in Burnt Forest?). Wacha tourism dries up good and proper, then we’ll see what ‘his people’ will be eating. These misleaders should stop smoking their crack! And we can now see why one should never reward violence. Everytime one those little boys want their way, they’ll run off to pay the bully with their lunch money so they can threaten fresh rounds of violence.
A Leader reflects the aspirations of the people of Kenya. When they say theyre going to appoint credible leaders, why threaten if these people are clean, and if theyre not, why include them. He is already being questioned and investigated on the allegations. If he is not a credible leader, to hell with balala. I urge Kibaki to reject him and they be given a chance to nominate another ODM member. Dont tell me theres no other credible leader among more than 100 ODM members than Ruto. If you can front your uncredible leader as your representative and only option, i wonder where youre heading to. We need to uphold integrity and the rule of law. We need to ONLY accept leaderrs who uphold the sanctity of life and teh freedoms of every kenyan protected and enshrined in the constitution. If we cannot respect this constitution, one man will remove another mans kidney on the road, simply because his father is sick and needs one urgently, and we stupidly celebrate with him when he is crowned hero, yet he murdered to obtain the kidney. THis is the same stupid mentality that kenyans had when they used to say that Kenya cannot go on without Moi. At times i get pissed of and imajine what would happen if teh elections are repeated right now? We would not hear of some people any more. Good example is margaret Wanjiru, and many others. If a leader is credible to only peole of his constituency and enemy to others, it is fit that he only serves as MP and not a cabinet minister, especially if he is linked with violence. It will be a way of rewarding crooks which is unacceptable. We could be putting up a breeding ground for another hitler, especially if the reward is sooo good.
KE;
have you seen the results of the army’s activities in mt.elgon? those guys (the sabaot clans) are really getting it rough,even the innocents. does balala see this?
#Leoedd
Interesting piece….Kibaki is the leader of government. He is the last man to say so and so is not clean ~ ‘There is the court of law to say that’
Think of Kivuitu…Must he also go because he is being suspected by many? Suppose allegations are labeled on anybody like Kibaki~ Must he go because he Stole the elections..’He is not Clean”
This Clean or Not Clean bussiness is a sign someone is ‘powerless to enforce the law’
Pick up the cabinet and lets go on…Arrest and charge any body who is not clean even if ministers…PERIOD
I agree with lord….who are we to say who’s clean and who’s not? as far as I’m concerned, all this peope are tainted in one way or the other. To move forward, for the sake of Kenya as a country and the over 500,000 people living in tents and mobile homes drenched in water, Kibaki should pick the cabinet, like he is supposed to, and let the courts decide who should be fried or not. It is not his duty (Kibaki) to do that. Why are we drifting from the issues? If anyone is guilty…as some of you claim, bring forth evidence, then they will be charged…word of mouth wont help!!!
BwehaLala is my suggestion, don’t ask me why. The man should just stay silent, hana la kusema.
@ke and co
i just love this guy, he represents the armed wing of ODM and surely compliments Ruto. Just look at what happened 24 hours after he issued a fatwa on Panua’s. is it not ironic that Ruto might be the new minister of energy and yet he has a court case for defrauding kenya pipeline… only in africa baby…
@proudkaleo
You seem to rejoice on crisis and other people’s misery.only you baby…..
@proudKaleo
Yes…In 24hrs ODM changed its position from 34 lean ministers up to 40 blotted ministers…only you baby…..
i think proudkaleo u must b one of e most naive lot of guys in Kenya….calling you a sheep would definately degrade e real meaning coz its smarter than you!!!! u suck
We are going on about who is who… does what while we are fucked by the ‘leaders’…
40 ministers???? What The Fuck… yes, I am going to spell it out… They will need to buy a new table & have megaphones!!!
A teacher can barely control a class of 40 kids. Imagine having 40 adults (yes, I was tempted to…) plus a PM & VP & 2 deputy PMs… with the AG…
Oh and they ALL get PAID humongous salaries!!!!
coldtukser:
You spell it out. Oouch! that hurts!
To make it worse, your classroom won’t even have a teacher. So I think we’ll expect these guys to perform poorly….F
They will make ~US$20,000 per month tax exempt for making remarks like Balala…Mkosa barara.
Guess it`s time that all kenyans know that, the leaders are out to curve niches for themselves!! It has never been about the common mwana-inchi, and it will never be!! None of these leaders is willing or has the interest of us people at heart!!!!! The only thing that can save us and also africa at large is a good constitution!!!! some things are hard for us to learn but experience is known to be the best teacher, Its time for all of us to start evaluating our leaders!!!! They kip on failing us because we have allowed them to!!!! but for how long are we going to suffer!!!??????
KSH:10 billion!!!!… WTF it’s the number in five yrs. that money they could have used to revive tourism or use it to get rid of those Nairobi roundabouts to save the country man hours wasted on traffic jams. Surely, we have very caring and farsighted members of parliament. WTF are this dude’s thinking, Jesus save me lord. I feel like killing somebody…stop me please!!!!!!!!!!
@proudkaleo….only you baby….
I think I will stop paying tax’s and go underground FCUK safaricom shares too…ati they want to raise KSH:50Billion, then use 10Billion to pay themselves in cash and not even pay tax’s.
@proudkaleo….again, only you baby…..
@joeemgee
looks like the truth hurts.
@ke
if having a bloated government is the only way our leaders will stop inciting kenyan’s to kill each other, am all for it. Am hopping that every kenyan tribe will have a cabinet ministry to eat from so that come 2012 kenyans will have no one to blame but the mp’s they elected… panua and odm might have as well made every mp a minister. We freaking have IDP’s dying in camps all over kenya and yet two fools(kibaki and raila) cant agree on whether to spend an extra ksh 50 billion on mp’s already making over ksh 700k/month..
Men I just think that zimbabwe has no such Bweha like this facist and jihadist Balaa tupu. His name speaks of himself, and now I understand why you Kenyanentreprenuer said that this guy has a certificate from Harvard and not a degree. This guy I know he wants the immigration ministry to bring some Osama men like him.
Go to hell Radical Islamist Jihadist Bala-ala
@KE
This Kenyan lot/rot of politicians make proudkaleo look like MLK jr. Only in Kenya baby…….haha
Only in Kenya baby
Somebody tell this terrorist cocksucker to get back to his yemen country and shut the fack up for good. Or else we can arrange for his faggot ass not to be found fuckin finish him off and spit on his fuckin face and and walk off with no remorse. I would even rather have ruto talking like than some naturalized citizen coming to threaten me in my country of birth. Anyway I hope he is just running his mouth just for the sake of it.
NjuriNcheke- i hope you are not representing the kikuyu tribe with your abusive language?? my husband is from coast province he is a mijikenda- i’m a kikuyu from Nyeri who’s parents moved to coast and ended up marrying a Swahili gentleman- I take offense when you abuse and rant that they should go back to Yemen- my husband is as much kenyan like you and me- you have no right to post such abuses on people even a politician like Balala who is a full Kenyan too!
It is people like you who will make it difficult for our people in the camps to go back home when you throw such abuses around which are unfounded- do you think us Kikuyu’s own Kenya alone?? and anyone who speaks against our way of political style is bad and labeled not Kenyan??
you preach hate and it will turn round and bite you- so please stop the abuses and preach peace-I ‘m sure Kenya has a large number of mixed marriage and i don’t think they would support what you are doing-
kenya belongs to all tribes in Kenya!! let us respect that!!
and as for the owner of this blog- I’m sure you are over 18 and a Kikuyu and shame is on you on preaching such hate! I guess i can forgive you for not knowing any better in life and the history of Kenya before and after independence – and if you do know the history then shame on you 100%
Wanjiru:
You clearly have not been following Najib’s PUBLIC utterances. He said that if Kikuyu’s weren’t careful, they would be banished to an Island like Lesotho.
Now, najib balala is an elected PUBLIC official and therefore, we have absolutely every right to criticize his PUBLIC statements. This has nothing to do with your husband being from Mombasa and whether or not he is fully kenyan, but it has everything to do with a public official making public threats of violence against one community when half a million of them have already been violently displaced from their homes.
It is these incindiary statements from politicians like Balala, Ruto and Odinga, that led to the deaths of 1500 kenyans and to the displacement of thousands more and for that, I will continue to bash and criticize them, without apology or regret.
So Wanjiru, you are telling me to shut up, and let balala continue issuing threats to fellow Kenyans. If I may ask you how is balala better than me. How about the threats that are being issued in rift-valley for them not to return to their homes, should balala as somebody who is elected to public not speak against it? Tell me? Instead of balala putting out the fire hes adding the fuel to it, issuing more and more threats of violence every-time I turn around. Balala and ODM think they can bully the central communities but they can forget that, they are joking. I want peace but how am I going to advocate peace for when somebody is trying to kick me out of my own country if anything i would rather die fighting for my people. Simple as that.
And MS. wanjiru note I have no problem with people from costo. Costo people are real cool.
@wanjiru
You may be married to a coast gentleman but that has nothing to do with Balala’s public statements. If anything, Balala is the threat to you and not Njuri Ncheke. Some of the ODM people advocated violence before the elections and this is what led to where Kenya is today.
I can guarantee you that if ODM had been allowed to “win” the elections, GEMAs everywhere would have faced unprcedented genocide WITH the support of the State. However, who God has blessed, no man can curse. God saved his people and now they know their enemy. They are ready for next time.
Raila was duped by people like Ruto and Balala. He did not know the extent of their hatred towards the Central communities. But now he knows and even he was shocked by the events. He is now in a trap but he is trying to wriggle out of it. Raila wants to lead Kenya but he will never get the support of the Central communities when he is in the company of Ruto and Balala.
A message for Balala, Central people are an integral part of Kenya – they are not going anywhere.
@KeIO
Its not central going anywhere….Its the others going away.
Kibaki had the gov five yrs before the violence, the army…nsis all…if Ruto..Balala etc planned the violence under his nose….why will they not plan again now that they are in gov ? .. Wont it be easier for em now?
lord
What are they waiting for? Let them go ahead and execute violence. Do you think they have a monopoly on violence? That is a foolish train of thought. Very very foolish indeed.
By the way, you seem to suffering from some sort of psychosis. Why are you so fixated on Central-hating. Get some therapy.
@Kei O
Thats intimidation..stick on facts . It was you who anwered wanjiru that Balala Ruto planned the vilence..(no evidence adduced of course) … ..god saved his people……..
What am simply trying to make you understand (which i think Kibaki and goverment knows) is Ruto,Balala and Odm leaders might be innocent …Honestly they (gov) should have done something by now even with tiniest evidence
long live balala. like he said its about time all gema people are confined to the island of lesotho(central and parts of eastern). this should be done peacefully.
Pokot,
With a small mind in a globalised world, i think you cant see beyond your nose. Kiuks are everywhere, America, U.K, South Africa, China,… and what will you do with these? There are smaller countries than Kenya which are richer than kenya. I think you need a smarter mind to even post a comment in such a forum as this.
Land is in fact not the best investment to make of late. There are better investments to make than just a plot of land in Rvalley. As Kei O rightfully said, some people need therapy. Theres nothing like Tribal land. 95% of Americans would not be in America. America is what it is because its a place of oppportunity for all. Come with your idea and try it here. Come with your money and invest it here. Theres nothing like come with your bows and arrows and evict here. Thats just found in the mind of a person with a Homo Habilis mind. In short, a person not yet evolved to understand the modern times.
Ruto balala and the rest just want better paycheques. Kibaki and Co want them too. Any fool who thinks they care about them is lost. The Army is torchuring and Killing guys in Mt Elgon but theyre all quiet. The Luos evicted from Mathare and the rest of the areas are still suffering. Some Kiuks displaced from R.Valley are still in camps. Wake up and see who your talking about. Theyre all too selfish, i mean ALL, not to see what Kenyans want and need, and blind to the suffering in our eyes. And we stupidly protect them, when your brother dies, theyll simply call him a freedom fighter. Yes fighting to make their wallets fatter, And capitalising on the brains of the likes of Pokot, Keo O, Wanjiru and others of Like mind. Lets make our own money and foprget about crooks who divide us and enjoy watching us kill each other, just to take the loot and feed their concubines!
@wanjiru,
I just can’t believe how Foolish you are, can someone explain to this woman that miji kenda people are Bantus and not from Yemen?
Balala is an Arab from Yemen, not from the forest of congo. If your husband lies to you that he is miji kenda then you are as dumb as there can be.
Maybe your husband is an Arab terrorist claiming to be a Mijikenda, but still shame to you that you let him fool you.
Lets move on, this b$tch is a gone case.
Sorry guys…
@leodd
Am with you on that….MP’s are the problem.
The solution is kenya is simple. I dont understand why so many men cannot come up with a simple sulutiobn, as if some are from Uganda and others from Sudan. They should divide the ministries in such that if one minister is a PNU, the assistant is an ODM member. Effect: The party effect in ministries will be neutralised, and there will be sufficient checks and controls. This is not their money anyway, since theyre not taxpayers. Its our money. I will never support a civil service that is politically inclined. What are the likes of Atwoli doing… Sleeping only to wake up to ask for bigger salaries. The proble of of greedy kenyan leaders. I think this recycling of leaders is givibng these people impunity in that they think theyre more important than kenyans. We should strive for new fresh leaders who respect us enough to be accountable to us in their decisions!
There goes Wanjiru, another Kikuyu woman married by an Arab not a Luo this time, most likely for money. If you come from Rift valley where as little as 8 months child is burnt just because of careless political utterances like those of Barara, you would not defend that evil pig from being insulted. Mother fuckers like Barara are very lucky that unlike his brothers we have not started going suicidal. Every time Barara opens his mouth, I begin to understand why hate can make one hug a son-of-bitch like him and blow himself with him to hell. According to a secret list of people I would really like dead if it was within my power, this your man comes before William Genocide Rutoh. So do me a favour, shut the fuck up and as far as i am concerned you are another sell out a traitor and since the days of our fathers the mau mau, True kikuyus don’t like traitors anyway. If your husband is a mijikenda do not associate him with Mijikendas because they are good people. If he is a good Arab I dont wish him or anyone harm but I believe we as a tribe got a right to defend our own. When people starts calling you snakes and your children small snakes be afraid in fact be very afraid, the Golden advice in this case is BITE and I mean BITE HARD.