On The Menu: Machete Panga Tikka Masala

January 15, 2009
By kenyanentrepreneur
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How would you like your machete panga tikka masala? hot? medium or spicy? maybe raw, with the blood still dripping….

Did you guys see this video? Watch Raila Odinga and William Ruto standing in front of Mahatma Gandhi’s house in India, talking about their admiration for his non-violent philosophy.

well…fuck me….

I don’t know why Raila is courting the Chief minister of Gujarat (Narendra Modi) because that dude is a Hindu extremist who was blamed for organizing violent riots in Gujarat against the local muslim population that left several thousand dead! But then again, birds of a feather do flock together. No?

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6 Responses to On The Menu: Machete Panga Tikka Masala

  1. Riaga Omollo on January 15, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Oh common,

    Raila loves being a tinga tinga… I hear he is also involved in major scandals because he’s not saying anything…

    Alot of his cronies are being implicated.. and he says nothing. Odm has alot of corrupt individuals but he’s not saying anything… I mean lets not expect anything new from this guy… He just another double speak politician we have.. who will do anything but go against he’s cronies…

    I also think he did a big mistake to join the Grand Corruption goverment…. A dark cloud hang over this man… Is he going to say anything about the people who are corrupt around him…

    This waits to be seen.

  2. Coldtusker on January 17, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Erm, Marsala is not masala… Puhleeze… go to your local Italian restaurant & ask for (something) Marsala & the local Indian restaurant for (something) Masala.

    BUT… isn’t the image of kibz asking for 37 billion in food aid even more laughable?
    This just days after we hear of scams that amount to KShs 15bn… and more scams to follow including at JKIA. And spending millions sending folks to USA for Obama’s inauguration. And spending even more on SUVs. How many gov’t issued SUVs were there at the fancy hotel where the gov’t asked for food aid? And did they have tea & crumpets for the guests?

    Narendra Modi… seems to have been good for Gujarat… economically speaking. Unlike kibz, he was elected with a convincing majority. If you google him & the ‘massacre’… turns out that some muslims started the carnage by burning Hindu pilgrims (or something like that) in a train… Anyway, violence in all forms is bad… It does not mean I condone what happened to the innocent Muslims.

    BTW, it seems that Hindus, Jews & Christians in Pakistan have fewer rights than Muslims in India. Why?

    I recall a nun killed in Somalia simply for being Chrsitian! And a nun raped in pakistan for being a Christian! And Hindus having to wear yellow armbands in afghanistan under the taliban like Jews wore the star of david in Germany during hitler’s time.

    Why do muslims in Kenya allowed to demonstrate against Israel but say NOTHING about their muslim brothers killing black Christian & Animist Africans in Darfur (& previously in S.Sudan)?

    Oh, and islam ALLOWS for slavery. Oh, yes… Even muhammed had slaves…
    Anyone not of the ‘book’ including Hindus, Animists or other traditional/folk religions is fair game. Traditional/folk religions pre-dominated in Africa before the muslim slavers came over.

    (P.S. I googled for the most of the info above. So many links but check your own stuff. Interesting reading & why Kenya needs to be a secular state. Leaders should keep their ‘gods’ to themselves whether yahweh, allah, ngai or krishna. Do NOT mix religion with politics & peoples’ lives.

  3. kenyanentrepreneur on January 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Okay, fine. I changed the spelling of the word “masala”. Happy now?

    Of course Narendra Modi was elected with a huge majority. You know why? because Modi and people like Bal Thackeray have discovered the key to getting votes in India — incite sectarian and religious violence against muslims in a country that is 80% Hindu. I’m sure you’ve heard about Bal Thackeray’s siv sena’s? It’s similar to the Jeshi ya mzee — groups of young, unemployed men are paid to go around destroying businesses and beating up muslims.

    Kibaki’s failure was in refusing to listen to the intelligence reports that warned of post election violence in the rift valley. However, Raila and Ruto are not innocent. Their banal plans resulted in the dislocation of thousands of kenyans and the deaths of many.

    I keep telling you that there’s a recklessness about Raila’s style of politics that is very scary. Looks what’s happened? he encouraged the violence and this violence has exacerbated a food crisis across the whole country.

    Please remember that Kibaki will not have to face the voters again, but Ruto and Raila do.

  4. Coldtusker on January 17, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    Well… does that mean kibz did what he did coz he did not have to face the voters again?

    So… if he were a semi-dictator (as in never having to face the voters) like moi then he would not care at all?

    Raila & Ruto will have some explaining to do in 2012…

    I am watching the news on Gaza… but that is too far away for me… I am curious about what help KENYANS received from the arabs/muslims after the US embassy bombings which killed 100s of Kenyans. The murderers were muslims.

  5. Coldtusker on January 18, 2009 at 5:07 am

    KE: LOL… don’t get prickly on the Masala/Marsala thing… on the other hand… I am sure you can have a (Someting) Masala Marsala… fusion is in…

    Raila is back in town. Claims he never met Triton’s Devani. KCB pressured into making an out-of-court settlement with Triton. Perhaps to keep KPC from being taken to court & declared bankrupt.

    Ouch… KRA claims Triton owes them Kes 2bn… So where the hell were they earlier? How could the government allow Triton to bid for OTS when they owed KRA KShs 2bn?

  6. Lord on January 18, 2009 at 9:38 am

    KE,CT

    Have you heard this….There is a new Referal Hospital to be build near JKIA…Costing Billions….. purpose? to ease congestion at KNH

    Does it make sense to build when KNH got

    90% equipment failure
    75% understaffed by Doctors
    50% Understaffed by Nurses
    100% looting

    Will the new place make KNH better……

    It seems MOI Referal in ELD is doing better….
    Does it make sense to construct far way like say KSM city or MBS or Nyeri ….(or does referal mean a University must be close by)

    Woof,woof,woof……….Can you see something? :roll: :roll:

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